Monday, May 31

20 Reasons Why Women Are Better Than Men

1.    We can get laid anytime we want
2.    We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar
3.    We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you’re drunk
4.    We get out of speeding tickets by crying
5.    We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg
6.    We can sleep our way to the top of the class
7.    We get to shop at Victoria’s Secret
8.    We can marry rich and then not have to work
9.    We never have to pay when we go out on dates
10.    Men hold the door open for us
11.    We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!)
12.    We’re cuter
13.    We lie better
14.    We’re better manipulators
15.    We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves – you guys get the couch
16.    We always have food in the fridge
17.    We don’t worry about losing our hair
18.    We always get to choose the movie
19.    Men take us on all expense paid trips – all we have to do is sleep with them
20.    Men light our cigarettes for us

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