You really cannot make this up, I was literally gawping at the screen when I read this Reuters report. I quote
HARARE (Reuters) - Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe has launched an intelligence academy named after him, saying it would produce officers able to counter growing threats from Western powers, state media reported on Friday.
"The important role of defending our country cannot be left to mediocre officers incapable of comprehending and analytically evaluating the operational environment to ensure that the sovereignty of our state is not only preserved, but enhanced," Mugabe said.
I think they need to get some intelligence all right, for following such a thug like Mugabe.