Friday, November 27

A Tax Poem

I usually stay away from poems, they make me break out in spots, but this was a nice one :)

Tax his land, tax his bed,
Tax the table at which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his work, tax his pay,
He works for peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his ties, tax his shirt,
Tax his work,  tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars, tax his beers,
If he cries tax his tears.
Tax his car, tax his gas,
Find other ways to tax his ass
Tax all he has then let him know
That you won't be done til he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;  tax him some more,
Then tax him til he's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me to my doom ....'
When he's gone, do not relax,
It's time to apply the inheritance tax.  
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Alcohol tax

Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Death Tax
Dog License Tax
Driving License Tax
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fuel tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Property Tax
Provincial Income Tax
Real Estate Tax  
Value Added Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax  
Telephone Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

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