Poor accountants, I feel so sad for them!, now they have their very own jihad against them! Struggle for their inner debit and credit? gosh, the jokes that come to my mind!
We were nearly wetting outself laughing while reading it! Maybe I should feed this into my PhD dissertation on the impact of terrorism on financial markets. Be careful, you can have a jihad on your product control, financial control and accounting people! :)
Pokes an accountant I know! :P
A man has been jailed for two years for sending dozens of letters to mosques around the UK urging their members to launch terror attacks on accountants. The court was told he wrote in the letters: "Brothers, you are right to kill the infidels but you are making a mistake to try to attack planes and other targets."
He said Muslims should instead focus their "jihad" on four accountancy bodies.
"Brothers, striking at these targets will be striking at the infidels where it hurts most," he said.
All this to be taken with a grain of piquant salt!!!