I was driving around in pouring rain in London when I got stuck behind this Waitrose truck.
So manoeuvred closer to the truck and noticed the writing on the bottom.
I noticed the writing on the bottom. It says, I'm a veggie van. I drink biodiesel
And on the other panel, it says, I dont like fast food so I am speed limited.
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant understated humour. Loved it.